Am I narcissistic or just keeping it real?

So I was first published in the New England Journal of Medicine when I was 11 years old for a breakthrough in the treatment of cancer, which I discovered while I was sleeping. I once ***** slapped Steven Hawking because he had the audacity to question my theory of relative contemplexity in the field of neurotransmission in the senaptic cleft (what an idiot). 2 years after this I sold my first business and made my first hundred million, and four years after I was able able to save a burning preschool full of children, single handed, I also saved several fire fighters, it took my almost 1/2 an hour, although I did have a broken leg at the time. I got the broken leg after slipping on the stairs of the private jet I took to participate in the olympics, where I would later go on to win 3 Gold Medals in track, I would have won more, but come on, I had a broken leg! I did all of this after being abandoned by my birth family at a Chinese laundromat at birth, in China. I swam across the Pacific ocean in a sinlge night, naked, at the age of 2. After selling my first business I purchased the group home I was living in, where I then converted it into a museum dedicated to myself. I then went on to be valedictorian at my high school, graduated Magna *** Laude from Harvard, as well as Harvard business and medical school, both in the same year, and where I am was often begged by my professors to ist them in teaching and coming up with lesson plans. I am currently teaching, at the age of 24, if only for the responsibility I feel to bless the rest of the world with my magnificence. I get several requests on a daily basis to become a professional model, although I have no training and am only naturally gorgeous. I have won 12 international fitness competitions, and have been practically stalked by talent agents who are desperate to put my into movies and in music, although I have never expressed an interest in such things. Last week Megan Fox, Jessica Alba, and Giselle Bundchen all proposed to me, and I have never even met them. So i am 24, brilliant, rich, statuesque, and best of all a Jew... Now my question is why do some people think I am narcissistic?